Hot Sox Hard Licker Crew Socks

Add some humour to your everyday wardrobe with the HOTSOX Hard Licker Crew Socks. These men's novelty socks feature playful golden retriever illustrations, cocktail glasses, and the cheeky phrase "hard licker" against a denim heather blue background. Contrasting burgundy heels and toes add a bold finishing touch. Made from a soft cotton-blend knit with added stretch, these crew socks offer comfort and flexibility throughout the day. Pair them with jeans, sneakers, or casual shoes, or give them as a fun gift for dog lovers, pet owners, and anyone who appreciates a good pun.

Key Features

• Soft cotton-blend knit fabric with added stretch
• Playful golden retriever illustrations with cocktail glasses
• "hard licker" lettering in contrasting turquoise
• Denim heather blue background with golden yellow dog graphics
• Classic crew-length silhouette
• Ribbed top cuffs for a comfortable, secure fit
• Stretch-knit construction for flexibility and movement
• Lightweight design suitable for everyday wear
• One pair per package

Fit & Sizing

• One size fits most
• Fits men's shoe sizes 6–12.5
• Classic crew length, sitting above the ankle
• Stretchy knit fabric provides a flexible, close fit
• Ribbed cuffs help keep socks comfortably in place
• Suitable for casual and everyday wear

Materials and Care: 53% Cotton, 22% Polyester, 21% Nylon, 4% Spandex. Machine Wash Cold Inside Out. Only Non-Chlorine Bleach when needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron.

Shipping:
Free standard shipping within Canada on orders over $100. Orders under $100 ship for a flat rate of $15. Orders are processed within 1–2 business days and delivered in 3–5 business days. Check our Shipping Policy for more details.

Holiday Returns:

Returns or exchanges of holiday purchases with an original receipt will be refunded to the original method of payment until Jan 7, 2027. Merchandise purchased with a gift receipt or without original tender is valid for exchange or store credit only. No refunds or exchanges Dec 26–28. Dresses fall under our regular return policy and are not eligible for extended holiday return timelines. All other guidelines apply as per our regular return policy.

Exclusions: Dresses follow our regular return policy and are not eligible for the extended window. Clearance items are final sale. Gift receipt purchases may be exchanged or returned for store credit only.

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